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essay no. 21

Eggplant Traffic: Noting the Mineral Kingdom

Dan Plonsey
November, 2001

Keywords: eggplant, traffic, moose.

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Eggplant Traffic: Noting the Mineral Kingdom

Tap into honesty, writing. It's not something you can just do. All sorts of self-serving, cutesy-poo phrases are there, jostling one another to get to be the one to start the first sentence. To avoid using any of these, you fish for a line "at random" - and learn what a small, limited set of words are really available at the tip of your tongue. My random words are always "eggplant" and "traffic." I'm certain it has something to do with how those words sound, and in traffic's case, something more, some sense that "traffic" is a really cool thing, also for maybe no good reason (that is, it really is cool - the word, if not that which it describes - it isn't just me thinking it is). Eggplant comes from "egg," which also pops up fairly frequently in one form or another. Also "moose," and once in a while, though not so much lately, "marooooon" (thought of as plaintive).

Perhaps I need to look beyond the kingdoms of animals and plants to the most distant kingdom, that of "minerals." Or, to be more modern, the kingdom of things. Things are more evolved than animals and plants because they are always honest, and true to their essential nature. A butter dish, for instance, is never more or less than a butter dish: you can move it according to some elaboration upon F=MA and D= 1/2 A(T**2). It wobbles and clatters, never as it shouldn't.

Now: we know that the mineral kingdom behaves as it ought when we exert force upon its constituent elements - but is it capable of independent movement and transformation? Well, ultimately, yes; there is only it acting upon itself: we're all no more than a great big bunch of atoms... But we have a consciousness too. Still haven't figured that part out! That is, how our consciousnesses got here, in among these things and this stuff and those physical laws of nature. So: the grand total of Everything is:

There are large parts of the universe, and indeed of any situation therein, no matter how small, that no one can (yet) see! Everyone is blind to something, and some things are invisible to us all. We may or may not have an indication of the holes in our vision: we may know where there is a piece missing, or we may not: a puzzle piece may be beyond the apparent borders of the puzzle, especially when the puzzle's shape is un-bounded. When we don't know that something is missing, then we can't even guess what it might be, because in some circumstances, that which is unknown is outside the realm of description, and thus, outside of possibility. Sure, my descriptive powers are feeling good today. But.

What this apparatus of ignorance does is to keep us from deliberately harming ourselves: we have a chance (if not a genuine sense) of knowing where our thoughts are headed. This means that I can argue myself out of how I feel about myself, if not about anything else...


-- Dan Plonsey, November 2001,
El Cerrito, California

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