A Story about the Leaps


by Mischa Plonsey
August 27, 2006
The Leaps had two dice and nine Pokemon figures and eleven stories about nine Peeps. And the Peeps got Hungry Hippos from target. And they got nine Mousetraps from Target. They played every game they could. And they got Milles Bornes from Darget. I mean Parget. I mean Target. I mean Jarget. I mean Carget.

And they got a computer from Dan's house.

And then later something different happened: a Peep got lost, and it could find its way back home. And then a pretend Ditto came along, and a pretend Pikachu came along, and a dice wentwalking alongthe road, and it killed everybody except the Peeps. And a walrus ate a tree and a pea and a penis. And ate everybody, even Dan Plonsey, even Dan Ponzi, even his glasses even his shirt, even hisbaum, baum, baum shoes. And Walrus spits him out and his glasses and shows and his eyebrows -- because accidentally his eyebrows came off in the walrus.

And the dice rolled everyone. And jumped into a trampoline and fell into a mountain and fell into ice, and then it plopped k-shoom, k-shoom then it spat out of a walrus.

And then a pretend Everything came along andkilled everything except for the Peeps' Pod and the dice, and God reborned everybody. And God reborned you, and God reborned your eyeballs and they ran into your mouth. A nose went into thedice, and then the dice went into a nose.