Little Hamster


by Mischa Plonsey
February 18, 2006
Little Hamster went to sea. He met his friend Alligator. And then he turned into Superhamster. He does anything superheroes can. "Evolve into: Darth Vader!" [Sounds of heavy breathing.] Save the story. Weewee. Weewee saved the day. Weewee is a nipple. A baby nipple. It's so cute. As cute as a baby tongue. "Squeak!"

Weewee went to see. He went to see his Mommy. Little Baby met Weewee, once upon a time. And some seaweed was a magic carpet. A koala was Robin's pet. A little baby punched a thing. And a Ming. The End -- Almost. And if you want to be licked, you can get an ice cream.

Someone got red-eyed. And someone did a spit. The little baby took a nap. And the little foot killed somebody. A water spout went in someone's face, and another water spout went in someone's face, and another water spout went in someone's face. The water monster came and somebody went with tears. The End -- Almost.

So a porcupine went to see his mother and father. And he killed his bad mother and father, and his water just waiting for him. The End -- Almost.

A button killed somebody.

The TV killed someone else.

An apple bit into something.