The Z Melted (formerly: "The Z Was X-Rayed" (formerly: The Blackboard))


by Mischa Plonsey
January 25, 2006
Leafthrower could punch an eyeball out of a leaf and a light out of a laser beam. And he could lift a building. And he could punch blood out of people. And he could make lightning appear, that no one could stop. Not even one little Supermouse.

Leafthrower got into a fight with Bulbasaur, because that was his fight-person, because he was on the bad side, not the good side. That's why. And he could put lightning whenever he wants to, and put little balls in, and he could make lightning with candy cane in. So he took the candy cane and he ate it and it wasn't poisonous.

Hmm, hmm, hmm.

I was just humming. Was that part of the story?

Take everything out of there that I don't want there.

Was that possible? He could punch a leaf out of a pear and an apple out of a apple. And pull an apple out of a bapple. And a mapple. And he could pull a leaf out of a leaf. Is that possible? And a ring out of his hair.

Bleah. Bleah.

Are you writing down "bleah?" [Yes. Should I be?] Yes.

Mischa. Mischa. Are you qriting down my name? You should be. Mischa.

And he could pull a nail out of a nail. And he could pull a trash can out of a trash can, and punch a trash can. And he could punch through a shirt. And he could punch through a little tiny dot. And he could punch through a skull without hurting the skull.

The End. And it was in Hell.