The Golden Rock


by Mischa Plonsey
January 14, 2006
I can't tell you the story of the Golden Rock. It's too special. I can't tell anybody I hided the Golden Rock. It's so gold! It's so gold!

Once upon a time a superhero had a pet tiger. The pet tiger was named Batman. And the real Batman didn't resist. But he didn't know where his pet was. And his pet was named Batman. Did you know that?

His pet didn't resist, because his pet didn't know what was happening, so his pet... Thirty miles away from the ocean... Sixty... a golden rock was lost. But it wasn't the real Golden Rock. The pet tiger found the golden rock, and he didn't ever give it to his owner. And his owner needed it. Thirty miles away. Thirty miles away! Looking thirty miles to the ocean.