The Beanbender's Sound Object

Congratulations on having purchased the Beanbender's Sound Object! We trust that you will be satisfied with its performance in every respect, once you've got the hang of using it properly. Proper use is a consideration. Rich sonic satisfaction can be yours, but only with proper use. It's important, we want to stress, that if this Sound Object is used improperly through improper use, that the wrong sorts of sounds may be emitted into the immediate surroundings, and, vicariously, to the world at large. We call this the ``Pandora's Box'' effect, by which we mean that the entire thinking universe is in a sense at your mercy, so please don't fuck it up for all of them, and us too, as we like things to be as they are (which we admit is quite bad enough). All sorts of trauma and foul smells can be avoided for once and for all if you will just take a few moments to read this Manual thoroughly, from one cover to the other, to thoroughly digest the information provided, and also acquaint your neighbors, friends, relatives and any person or reasonably intelligent animals who might or might not stroll by inquisitively, with all of the information provided, down to the very finest points, and also please do consult with your local constabulary and ambulatory legislative body, judicial system, as well as any employees who might be asked to do your laundry at some point in the near future, and doctors who will be investigating your ongoing ``condition'' in order to prescribe medication, or other relaxants, in order to determine how you might be affected during the operation of this Sound Object. Also, please check in periodically with professional astronomers who are friendly, even if only guardedly and perhaps tentatively, either due to their own shyness or to the awkwardness of your own approach. These and other professional men and women will be a resource for consultation on the subject of how you may be affected by the Sound Object when not in operation, unplugged, or even after destruction, whether due to fire, earthquake, typhoon, actual malevolence, dog-chewing and the like.

Step 1. Please insert tube.

While we cannot guarantee complete satisfaction at every hour of day or night, we do believe that you will notice immediate benefits whether or not you possess the Sound Object or not; whether lack of possession results from impecuniariness, impecuniarity, or impecunaiation, or whether you are silly. Or not. None of it matters.

Step 2. Toggle firmly and root Object with foot treadle.

Please be a good boy/girl and brew us some fresh coffee. By the way, did you know that we can get good, freshly roasted coffee beans at anytime between 7AM and 7PM? We can, because we live in Berkeley, or nearby. Berkeley California. Home of very snooty people who enjoy only the most excellent coffee, by the way. It's none of your business.

Step 3. Occupy a position of absolute authority.

Did we mention that we like shaving? Shaving with a Gillette razor? Shaving with our faces moist, and white with lather?

Step 4. Insert tube.

We're not writing this manual because we understand and sympathize with your situation, because we do not understand and sympathize with your situation. We're not writing this manual because we think writing is a swell occupation. We're only writing this manual because we are obligated to do so. Now we will drive in absolute silence in our car. All the way to Rotterdam.

Step 5. Pet the dog avidly.

Once you've got the hang of it, you may use this very manual for kindling a fire. You may wish to burn down your house, but please do not. You may wish to burn down your neighborhood, but please do not. You may wish to burn down your village, but please do not. You may wish to burn down your village which has now grown quite a bit bigger since we last saw you and which is now a municipality, but please do not. You may wish to burn down your entire metropolitan area which was once a mere municipality, and which before that was but a quaint village where operations were performed mysteriously by fishermen during the middle of the night during hours at which we were unable to procure freshly roasted coffee beans but could not no matter how sad and admittedly pathetic we looked while tapping gently but insistently at various windows, not knowing exactly where we were due to the dense fog of your ridiculous tourist trap of a village grown into a giant metropolitan are, but please do not. You may wish to burn down your skating rink, but please do not. You may wish to burn down your collection of antique Sumerian mittens, but please do not. You may wish to burn down your ideological storehouse which exists only in the shadowy interiors of your crusty mind, but please do not. You may wish to burn down your gargantuan leviathin behemoth pile of magazines and old newspapers, but please do not. You may wish to burn down your mystery wagon, but please do not. Please do not pour water on these things either. Also, animals such as cats and dogs don't like to be squirted with water. Even the simplest of kittens hates water-in-the-face, as does the most complex of dogs. The cat is not always the simple one, we hasten to add. Sometimes it is the dog who is the simple one, while the cat, ah, yes, the cat is quite a bit more complex than this particular dog. But do you observe that the dog in question is not moving? Not breathing? Perhaps dead? That is why the cat that you offer as counter-example is useless. It is also not moving, not breathing. Ah! I perceive that both animals are stuffed! Both are toys to some lucky child. Some child who we shall imagine to be lucky, for no reason other than that s/he owns two stuffed animals, a cat and a dog, and perhaps no others, or on the other hand perhaps many. There is no way to say. The entire premise is imaginary.

Step 6. Tender offer of diplomatic immunity.

Yesterday the mayor of New York City called us to tell us that he was aware of and disapproved of a particular painting which was of the Virgin Mary splattered with elephant dung. Actually, we must admit that he did not call us personally. He did not call our office. We don't have an office. They are too expensive. Besides, we don't have a real business. We don't need an office. If we had one, we would have at once to let everyone go, from highly paid executive assistant to unpaid intern. Incidentally, we are looking for a business to run.

The mayor of New York City called someone else's office to say that he was aware of and disapproved of a particular painting which was of the Virgin Mary splattered with elephant dung. The elephant dung is shellacked onto the painting. The mayor said that since he is not an artist that therefore anything that he might do could not be called art, and that as he believed himself capable of creating a painting of the Virgin Mary splattered with the dung of an elephant, that therefore this painting, which is of the Virgin Mary splattered with actual elephant dung, cannot be art.

In fact, the elephant himself has not been asked for permission to use his dung. Is his dung not defiled by the Virgin Mary?

We assume that the elephant whose dung was used was male. We assume that it was the dung of one elephant. Why? Because that ascribes a purpose to the application of dung: it implies that this elephant was being ``disrespectful.''

Can we call the mayor's office to ask questions about, for instance, the properties of elephant dung? Is not elephant dung said to be exactly as holy as the Virgin Mary? Did someone leave the picture with an elephant for a few days and return to discover that the elephant was after all the art critic for the New York Times? And that usually the New York Times was used to paper the elephant's cell? We say ``cell'' to emphasize the plight of the elephant. Where is the elephant in all this? Who is looking out for his interests? For if the work of art has value, it must be found in the addition of the dung, and not in the painting, for such paintings are a dime a dozen and never have before attracted the attention of the mayor of New York City or anyone else in the city of New York for that matter.

Whereas elephants are always of interest. Their dung is scooped up by uniformed attendants at any circus at which they perform. These young men come running in from the edges of the three rings, brandishing the same sorts of shovels as are used for shoveling coal into a steam locomotive. Gracefully the elephant dung is dusted with sawdust and then scooped into large pails which are most likely heavy-duty plastic garbage pails such as one finds in many cafeterias and generally speaking in institutional use. The uniforms, we may observe, resemble those of bellhops of days of ostentatious hotels as depicted in Hollywood movies of the forties. These uniforms were known also as ``monkey suits'' after the uniforms favored by the monkey associates to organ grinders in even dimmer movies of the past. Monkeys and elephants of course have a long and profitable relationship which goes back to Africa. Both animals are said to favor peanuts. Elephant dung is not at all foul-smelling, as elephants are vegetarians by and large. The dung of human vegetarians is not likewise so sweet. Whether the Virgin Mary herself ate the flesh of animals I cannot say for a certainty; those animals with her and Baby Jesus in the manger (which we here would call a barn) were not hers, we can only hope that they were not eaten on Christmas morning. These days Christians eat a lot of ham. Pig flesh: from swine. Hogs.

Step 7. Follow very carefully in the footsteps of your chosen shoes, without alarming anyone unduly or shouting or giggling like a moron or pausing to defecate, or anything else, for yours is the sacred duty of the maker of sound.

Did we remember to mention that you must plug it in? That's because you needn't: it operates on tidal energy: the energy of the moon. In this sense it is a lunar module. It will take you to the moon. The moon is a satellite that we can see from where we live. We live on the moon. Well, to clarify, we live not on the same moon that you live on, we live on a different and much bigger and more luxurious moon in which people can afford to do all sorts of ridiculous things for no reason at all and other people won't come along and torment them for it. On our moon, we have lots of time for all things. We type and type and type. We find the means to do anything. We can play football all day and all night. We can but we don't: we see no reason to get our trousers dirty. There is a lot of dirt where we are and it is not colorful or interesting. It is brown, mostly, and moist after a rain, and it clings to our shoes and makes wet slicks of mud on our pants when we fall or are tackled into it. Sometimes, though, we eat it.

Step 8. Gather a bunch of flowers together and put them in your pants with some heads sticking out, others sticking in. Then ride for one stop on the nearest streetcar or subway. Then walk home. Then lie down outside your front door singing ``Op op op op!'' all the while. At this point continue on to step 9 or else continue on to step 7, depending upon whether you perceive time as going forward or backward, respectively.

At this point, we would like to prepare you for some ``Razzle-Dazzle.'' The adult rattlesnake may or may not shake his rattles for a while before pouncing upon you and biting you into a state of poison. You will tremble and quake. The adult rattlesnake may or may not shake his rattles for a while before he takes off into a long and boring story about how he ate a mouse, by which means he will bore you to death. The adult rattlesnake may or may not shake his rattles for a while before he conducts a poll of all thinking adults in New York City upon the subject of whether or not he is as derisive as can be; whether they will try to confuse you, or whether they are people of whom you know I am talking about or whether they are not even definitely there in my mind or whether I can tell you anything at all about them or the dedication it takes to be them or the amount of effort necessary to write about them or not to once you've been commissioned by kindly gentlemen or who they are once you know them or once you do not or once you have forgotten or whether they will go away or are transparent to the touch or to the other senses or whether transparency can only be a property of sight and light and might not bite as a rattlesnake will even if it is as simple as that which it isn't which it is which is therefore not because of any tactical breakthrough or won't be because of any tactical breakthrough or whether it is even a case of any tactical breakthrough by the adult rattlesnake whether he may or may not shake his deadly rattles for a while before pummeling you to your grave with them. The mature adult rattlesnake may or may not shake his rattles for a long while before shaking his head which is something he will do before shaking his belly like a bowlful of jelly by which we mean jello to American boys and girls. The adult rattlesnake may or may not shake his rattles for a while before going on a sort of crazy rampage, engaging in senseless debates with lizardy people on the subject of the relative merits of dogs and cats in our system of mayoral politics in particular, a subject which is close to the rattlesnake's cold-blooded heart.

Step 9. Add a reptile to the mix.

If you are planning on using this Sound Object in performance of any kind on stage or in a bakery or a sweatshop during the knitting of blue jeans for a hard taskmaster whether paid or not or maybe just paid a little bit, it is incumbent upon you to resolve all dissonances which may result.

Step 10. Use a can opener, waffle-iron, hair dryer, or any device that gets warm for a while, for the resolution of any and all dissonances.

It is important to note that we are not responsible for the many conflicting concepts of consonance and dissonance. We are contrapuntalists by nature. Except that in my case, I am a plumber. I plumb the depths of icy imagination. I spoon and croon love's tune. Other than that, not much is happening. How about with you? What are you doing these days? Oh, yes, I did go into therapy, in fact, I've been seeing the same woman for nearly nine years, or maybe nearly ten, sure it's costly but I'm worth it! I realized just last week that I don't give a rat's ass for anyone or anything else but myself. The rest of the world can all go to hell! Oh, except for you of course! I do like my job too, and sometimes I even get maudlin about it and weep huge gobs of tears of joy for it all! I'm a writer of technical notes. Here's how it works: They give me a Object. ``They'' of course being a giant conglomerate of faceless men wearing suits. They don't care a rat's ass about you or me or anything, but they do seem to be vicious and have a sense of humor, so maybe something is happening inside their brains, otherwise my best guess is that they are androids or robots or very smart and vicious and humorous dogs or even cats. So, yes, they give me a device, in this case it is a Sound Object. Now what's next? Well, I brew myself a fresh pot of coffee and if I'm out of beans I get some, provided that it's between 7AM and 7PM, which it usually is, because I'm awake and working during those hours and sleeping for eight of the twelve others, so I would say that Dame Fortune has been a-smiling somewhat down upon me. After I brew the coffee, I get to work. First there is a period of intense speculation: what is it? What is it? I don't know. I make a few phone calls. Now, remember that after all I am in therapy and these phone calls are confidential. What's that you say? You're not my therapist? So confidentiality law does not apply to our relationship? Well how about if I come over there and knock all your teeth down your fucking throat for you, since you're obviously utterly incapable of doing it yourself at this time. I was too, but as I said, I have been undergoing constant and frequently painful psychotherapeutic sessions for nine or perhaps ten years, nearly, so I am capable of all sorts of violence, oh yes I am! Oh yes I am! So I make my phone calls.

Then I gather information the same way that most people would gather the leaves which have fallen from trees and landed upon their lawn: I use a rake. I remember that when I was young I misheard someone to say that punishment for various offenses in school was also administered with a rake. I was careful not to do anything unlawful for this reason, and so now I know nothing of what instruments were wielded by the firm hand of Justice in that school in those situations in which I took care never to find myself. Not that I didn't harbor grudges, and evil plans too; I just did not bring any into full action, nor did I suggest that I might, all for fear of being ``raked'' which of course I must have misheard. Why would they rake children? Perhaps, you are saying, offenders were ``raked over the coals.'' Perhaps, except that children are not privy to such idioms. Perhaps not? Perhaps a parent inadvertently let the expression slip forth, playfully? Saying, ``Were you raked over the coals for that indiscretion, Johnny?'' Or: ``Were you raked over the coals for that indiscretion, Elizabeth?'' Or: ``Were you raked over the coals for that indiscretion, Gabaloozio? Mantoozio? Woppo-oppo-oppo-noozio?'' Perhaps. But I daren't commit the crime then, then in the past, the past tense of daren't not being known to me I must spell it out clumsily as I do thus right here in this manner which is known to me. So. I was careful not to do anything unlawful for this reason, and so now I am ignorant. Which is sad.

So after making a few more phone calls, I gather some more information the same way that many people the world over gather fallen leaves: with a rake. Or not really a rake, but that's because when I was young I was careful not to do anything unlawful for this reason of having a fear of having them rake me up and down, and leave giant furrows in my skin, and so now I am ignorant, and so now I do not gather information with a rake, but neither do I gather it with anything else, out of this same ignorance, which is sad. SO. I do not gather information. I remain ignorant. So. That is what I am telling you, and this is why I am telling you about myself rather than about the Sound Object and its proper use and function.

Step 10. Step back. Exclude all youthful persons, and domestic animals from the situation. Snakes and lizards and fish, not to mention any invertebrates may remain. For safety's sake, please remove offending spices from the spice bottles in the spice racks. That's not really at all a matter of safety, it's probably something more like esthetics, but we don't have a category for it, or so we are told by our lawyer. Actually, we don't even have one (a lawyer), but we are given to believe that we might, under certain favorable conditions, anticipate what one might say. And while we certainly don't anticipate that one might have anything to say about esthetics as a category which we do or don't ``have'' or ``cover'' or whatever, and although we know it's not about safety, no matter what we would like to think, we still are obligated to come up with an explanation for everything.

I was seven or eight years old when I realized that I didn't have an explanation for everything. But since the whole point of a corporation is that that is precisely what you are providing to the public in the guise of your so-called ``product'' (or so you claim), in fact it is just a general pretense which we all share and which no one over the age of eight or seven could possibly take very seriously at all. So when we speak about this Sound Object and its proper use, and even before that, even while we were building it, or even before that, while we were designing it, or even before that, when Bill and I got together at his place and had two cups of ginger tea (each), and talked very vaguely about what we might do, it was of course predicated on the assumption that this precise object would fix all that is wrong currently or might become, subsequently, with the entire known universe, we were just kidding ourselves. As you undoubtedly are now. As everyone is, everywhere, at all hours of day and night, not just when freshly roasted coffee beans are held for public sale and consumption. And no one watches you while you grind them or brew them. You could do it any which way. So it's of course ironic in the extreme that we are attempting, in our little way, to provide you with somewhat detailed instructions for the operation of this particular Sound Object.

It's odd, too, and even funny, that we are doing so. That I am. I, who have never held the object nor heard it. I, who am come to save you from yourself, from your illogic, from your imprecision, from your foolhardy attempts to fix what ain't broke and to ignore what is, and sweep it under a rug, as you are bound to do when it happens, as I suppose it must inevitably, that being the fate of all things, and us too. But it will give us a little more time together, and for that I must be grateful. I will always love you.

Step 11. Gather yourselves a willing moose, while you may.

The operative term here is practical. Practical, having the same root as practice. That being what you must do, what you are obliged to do: be practical, and by all means, practice. Practice practically, if you know what we are alluding to. What we're talking about, in street terminology. Being: that which is to be done. And the process of doing, over and over, again and again, that which must be done, until the point of perfection or until that moment at which you drop dead of exhaustion. Which is interesting to us. For we are into overdoing it. We are into over-stimulation. We are into dysyfunctionality of systems, including the nervous system. And we do like a good party.

We like it when they have those little snacks that you know someone actually had to assemble, even if it is only a bit of cheese on crackers. So much more welcoming to the astute guest than even the most fancy bowlful of even the best of chips next to even the freshest of ``homemade'' (i.e., ``but not in this house'') salsa or even guacamole. The difference being that of the effort involved, which is in this fast-paced and careless society, the medium of both love and art. We hope you will appreciate our care and sophistication in the manner of our preparation, regardless of how utterly meaningless it all seems to you now. Because some day we won't be around. Someday you'll be lying face up on a gurney, and a team of masked figures will be wheeling you into surgery, and something unpleasant will happen there, and when you come out you won't feel at all the same. You'll recognize that something which was there, which provided you with comfort and stability and a sense that all was ultimately right with the world (regardless of the realization, on a different, more practical level, that the opposite was and always will be true too), that this ``something'' is gone. And as you begin your recovery, you'll one day awaken to the realization that the ``something'' was this precise Sound Object.

And not even the Object itself, but the Ideal Object (as Plato would have it) for which, in whose place, this object stood so readily and nobly. And when you come to this realization, half-crazed by the drugs they will be piping directly into your veins, or rather, more in a stupor than crazed, and less dangerous due to weakness and gratitude to simply be alive (in this imperfect world), you will say to yourself something or other about the pertinence of the Sound Object in your life, and you will muse upon the very most subtle details of your interactions with it, and these will give you both pleasure and pain. Neither of which we can have too much of, except when we're in the hospital we may not quite realize this, and we may find ourselves asking for a cessation of one or the other, to which an able nurse will likely respond, ``There, there, you crazy loon, just sit back and don't cause us any trouble, or you will be very sorry indeed!'' And you may have cause to hear her words and take note, for you may be crazy after all (as we had surmised), and you may wish to sit back and not cause that trouble you were contemplating, because it is true, you may be sorry indeed.

Step 12. Obtain sanctions against your neighbors. Should you be unable to do so by virtue of improperly placed agents within the United Nations community, or abject status as a nobody, you may splatter their house(s) with eggs, tomatoes, or simply call them up and talk to them about increasingly silly things until they can't stand it anymore, but are too polite to hang up, and are thus in quite the quandary. We call this situation a ``pickle.''

Did we mention the luxurious draperies which adorn our living quarters?

Step 13. Mysteriously, there is no step 13.

Our mother was here for a visit. She told us that she was proud of the way in which we handled ourselves in public. ``You don't handle yourselves too much or too little,'' she said. ``You handle yourselves just right!'' Is that not the wierdest thing you ever heard? We were astonished and appalled, and we ran away and hid.

I fear that these instructions may be a little on the crude side. No one wants to hear crude music, and neither does anyone exist who wants to read crude instructions for the manipulation of their beautiful Sound Object, which, ahem, I must remind you that we made! With our very own hands! Well, not me; I didn't have much to do with the making of it, but I did sit around writing e-mail and I needed to eat, so I've been going out to restaurants because my sink is full of dishes.

Did you know that I do my own dishes? I have to. No one else will wash them for me. I tried to convince my neighbors to come over and do my dishes, but they wouldn't. DO you have any idea how I might get them to do my dishes? I'm certain that they're good at it because their dishes positively sparkle with an unsurpassed brilliance. I think they're probably dish-doing-geniuses, but they're very selfish people. That's too bad. It's a shame when people won't shed a little of their light on me. I like people who will share what they have, even if all it is is a talent for doing dishes, and to be honest, I think they have a dishwasher that does most of it. But that's okay, they could bring the dishwasher over if they have a long enough extension cord (I would really rather they didn't get into the habit of using my electricity, or my water either). It would probably be easier for them to come and get my dishes and do them at their house. Then they could bring them back and put them away, for I'd be willing to bet that they're good at that too. That's the sort of thing they would be good at. They're quite common, really. Not like me.

When I was a child, I noticed that I did not enjoy doing dishes, or indeed many other common household-type chores, so to this day I have not done these things. I leave them for others who are more disposed towards this sort of common and practical and shall I say small-minded activity. It's good that there are such people, though, to be frank, I can't actually stand to be near them; I cannot tolerate the odor of practicality. I once was compelled to fire a worker for having worked while I was awake and in the house. There I was trying to perform some other sort of activity, one which was more suitable to my temperament, when this oaf of a man began to wash my dishes. Well, this is not possible, I told him. Lay off, I said, you must stop! Immediately! I cannot sit here having you do this sort of thing! Ideally it would be done while I am away at my bi-weekly squash meetings, I said. It is most unfortunate for you, fellow, I told him. This is unconscionable. I cannot believe what I am seeing, I said, and I really could not. It was too much for me, and I believe I must have fainted. I woke up in a hospital bed with a team of doctors hovering nervously nearby. Fortunately, the oaf had had the presence of mind to call and ambulance and that sort of thing, and from that moment on things have been much better for me, and, I would hasten to add, for the oaf as well, for now he is enormously wealthy, due to my payment to him of his regular salary for that entire week, which could not properly be said to have ended, unless you count the time in which I was asleep as part of it. And since then I have not seen him, and for all I know he has none seen me, but he does wash my dishes carefully and eagerly (I am told), but, as you must anticipate, he has been away for a few weeks, off to the races, I am told, for the racetrack is his particular personal demon. He is as attracted to the races as I or you might be to a seaside romance. And so I have had him followed and perhaps tonight I shall send the orders that he is to be chastised for his part in my difficulties with my neighbors.

During his absence I have grown despondent. It isn't him I miss, of course, for that would not be truly possible. It is his dish-washing talents. So now I am faced with the prospect of eating out each night, and it is indeed quite wearisome. The taste of food today is like chalk upon my tongue; I am entirely given over to an overwhelming sense of doom and to a generally foul mood, and I also have the sniffles, so pardon me if I grow unpleasant and even a bit abrupt; believe me, I would like nothing more than to spell out in infinite detail what would most certainly be unappreciated by the plug-in turn-on tune-up drop-it-like-a-hot-potato sorts to whom I have all to much reason to believe I am addressing. But if you don't like it, of course you are free to go to fucking hell!

Step 14. By this time, it will be necessary for the fire department to be called, for certainly against all good judgment and our repeated admonishments, advice, express orders and wheedling, you have set fire to your house, to your village, your municipality or metropolitan area or what have you; anything but face the seriousness of the sounds with which we address the conglomerate which is: you, your inadequacies, your impertinence, the mysteriousness of all existence, the impermanence of human creation, and the strange and growing fear which pervades every nook and cranny and obscure corner of our world, across national boundaries, and the thin lines of gender, class, religion and race.

Did you every eat an ice cream cone standing on your head? It's fun! You should try it sometime! Sometime very soon! And please send me an invitation to watch! And a ticket too, because I live very far away. From all of you. I don't want to live near you, but I'm willing to pay you a visit. Just call me up, send me a ticket and good directions so that I don't get lost. I will furnish ice cream, a spoon, and a cone. And a second cone for me. And a third one for me too. Because I happen to like to eat lots of ice cream. It's a delicious and fun food! I like that it's sweet, cold, and melty. I like that it's made of milk and sugar. I like that it has an origin in cows. I like cows. I like anyone who can get by eating nothing much but grass! I appreciate what those animals do for us.

Now here's what you can do for me: go now and buy me that airline ticket. I ant to see you soon. Let's not hesitate; if it feels right, just go out and buy me that ticket right now.

Next: call me up and tell me that the ticket is in the mail, and tell me what to do with it when I get it; you know, where I have to go, and that sort of thing. And then what I'd like to know is whether you are willing to eat some Ben \& Jerry's ice cream, because that's what I eat exclusively. That is, I do eat other foods too, but when it comes to ice cream, I eat Ben \& Jerry's. This is not a plug for them, or a commercial. As far as I know they have no idea that I'm mentioning their fine ice cream here, in this ``platform.'' This is not an ad. No one's paying me to say this, or any of it. It's just the instructional manual, you know. That's all. So if I eat Ben \& Jerry's ice cream and no other, that's my business, right? I mean, that's how I see it, okay? So it's not a big deal or anything, it's just that I happen to enjoy the Ben \& Jerry's product; I think they've got a good thing going with their cows, so I am into eating their product for all that that's worth, and if you want to eat some other crappy ice cream that's your business, but seeing as this is an instruction manual, I have to say that you'd really be putting yourself at risk not to follow our carefully thought out, written and edited instructions.

You really would be taking a chance. And for what? Tell me that! Tell me, Mr. or Mrs. or Ms. Big Shot, tell me why do you always have to pretend you hear what I am telling you and then you go and do something else? That is, I of course have no evidence, not the smallest shred of it, not the slightest hint that you ignore me, or that we have any sort of history together, regardless of what my instinct might tell me, regardless of how finely attuned I have become due to my professionalism, my professional life which is very important to me and to which I have dedicated great amounts of time and energy, not to mention thought, so of course I am rather confident in this regard as you can see. If you can't, well, that's fine too. That's your business. So go ahead, eat some crap!

Step 15. Right now you must go out and buy some Ben \& Jerry's ice cream and eat it. Accept no substitutes!

Well, that's that. A word to the wise, eh? I hope that you are wise. If you are not, then this is a word to the unwise as well: Go out and eat that Ben \& Jerry's ice cream! These are instructions, please follow them! Not later, not tomorrow, not some other time when you ``want'' ice cream. This is not about ``wanting.'' This is about art. And this art is about life, about the very same thing that that painting of the Virgin Mary with the elephant dung shellacked onto it is about: it's about perception. It isn't really about anything, it is these things itself! Art simply is. In a way that nothing else is. All other things exist only in relation to one another. Think even about the mother-child relationship. Without the child there can be no mother. Without the mother, there is no child. So what really is there? What exists when the supporting props fall away, when our vision is unoccluded, when the layers of illusion drift away like fog in a summer afternoon? You see, even language vanishes: it is nothing but metaphor! So is there anything that does persist? I am telling you that there is. It is that which is art. It is the Sound Object. It is not even sound, sound too exists only in relation to other sound and to silence. Without the tonic there can be no dominant. Without the dominant, no tonic. Without high, no low. Without loud, no soft. But this Sound Object is art. It shall survive the lifting of the veils, the banishing of the blinders. It could survive Judgment Day, and live on into the hereafter if it needed to.

So: there is a certain weight, a seriousness to these instructions which I am so carefully providing, in enough detail that even a flippant and shallow sort of fellow might have hopes of following and achieving some measure of success. There is a certain mantle of responsibility over my shoulders, one which I bear with more than a little trepidation, more for your sake than for mine, let me quickly add. For I know not how you may shrug away all that is written, rather than internalizing the words to the point that they will vanish and the essence of the instruction remain in your soul. For make no mistake, I do not address your mind. I do not address your heart. Your mind and your heart ought to be of no particular concern to you, and less so to me. For they exist only to perpetuate the very illusion which art, such as this, must inevitably pierce. And when this happens, you must be prepared to throw away all that you know and all that you hold dear, and even your very self, the ego, that which you identify as you, and this is all to be discarded, ultimately, and the art will reach through directly to your soul and there shall be true contact, with none of the sort of mistake-laden incompleteness we take for granted in all of our communication.

Step 16. Lift your left leg and scratch.

Now if you were but a dog, all of this would be considerably easier to explain. You would be a dog, and I would be the one throwing a bone to you. If you were drowning, having fallen overboard from a cruise ship, I would be the one throwing you a life saver or a raft or some such. I would be the captain, or one of the low-number mates. I might be the purser or the burser or even the curser. Or if you were a slice of bread toasting in the toaster, I would be the knife waiting to apply a thick coating of butter and jam to you. And it would be simple and straightforward, the way things are. The way they really and truly are, and there would be not the slightest need for words. But what is the situation here? I am to offer instructions to you regarding a device which is to transport you. And this act of transportation itself is impossible to describe without recourse to poetic metaphor. Well, I will try: the transportation that we are talking about is the same in every detail to being struck by a freight train while you sit impassive upon a bicycle. Yes, you will go flying, and you will strike your head, and perhaps others will mourn your untimely passing. That is their business. It is not mine, and I assure you, their problems are no more a concern to you either. No more than a rat is to a mole, if the two are in different gardens, one from the other.

Good. However, we must also note that the train suffers equally from the impact, and although displaced in only the smallest amount, to an almost unmeasurable degree, the laws of physics have no flexibility. There is an equal and opposite reaction. The train is also ``destroyed.'' In exactly the same ``manner.'' It is now ``gone.'' You are gone, and the train is likewise, in every measurable respect, and to the satisfaction of witnesses in any frame of reference that you could possibly name, also ``gone.'' Gone and, let me repeat, ``gone.'' So: this is the transportation that we are to observe. Assuming, of course, your obedience to these very instructions. And not, as we have seen, a slavish attention to the text, but rather to the deepest possible strata of being which permeates the whole, and which subsides to the bottom and is finally clear after sufficient time that the muck above has settled. Do we mean, then, any such thing as that either you or the Sound Object will go? Or ``go?'' Obviously not, and at the same time, less obviously, we do, and then further still, least obviously of all, no, and also ``no.'' But, in a manner less than even least obviously, in a state of simple non-being, that is, in no relation to any of what I have just said, the answer is not even a question, and it's all irrelevant, and yet surprisingly the result is this: no nothing never. Not even Ben \& Jerry's ``Chunky Monkey'' ice cream. Nothing. Nothing at all, except for this. This. This. And this is all.

Step 17. Check and see whether you might not look better wearing a big red hat.

It's obvious that you should check. And it's obvious that you will see something unexpected. Similarly, it's obvious that the Sound Object hurls metaphors at the gods and challenges mortals to a dance marathon. Who will win? The Sound Object, if properly maintained and activated and even more important, de-activated. How does one decommission a Sound Object? How does one put a Sound Object out of commission? Out of which commission is it to come? Through what agency: the hand? the closed fist? the trained knee of a neurosurgeon? In the proper set of matching conditions, of course any of the above will work in excess of expectations. Expectations for de-actification are never particularly high, it is true. By the time a device has been rendered ``off,'' one's attention is usually upon something else. And how sad that is. For it is at this very short and quiet and subtle moment that your Sound Object may be operating at the very peak of its potentiality. In the sense that you may be astounded, astonished. Your mouth may be gaping. Your eyes will most likely ``bug out.'' Your nose will flare briefly red. You will be mistaken for an idiot and find yourself committed to an asylum or institution for the handicapped or psychotic. You will be classified as dangerous or benign depending only upon the whim of the attending physician. You will be given psychotropic drugs. You may have electromotive shock therapy. You will certainly be bound and gagged, and probably beaten and taunted. But will it be worth it? Who can say a response to such a question?

Step 18. It is time now for you to ask questions which we receive frequently, hence, the following list of Frequently Asked Questions.

Q: Is it true that I will feel nothing?

A: Oh, sorry, we were busy. What was that you were saying?

Q: I'm wondering whether I can expect pleasure or pain.

A: That's good that you are wondering. That shows that you don't know everything. Know-it-alls are very unpleasant. We would send you on your way if we thought you were one.

Q: Okay, then, what can you tell me about actually operating this Sound Object? I don't think this manual is very useful at all!

A: Is that a question?

Q: Not really.

A: Because if it isn't, then maybe you should give up having the label `Q' because that's reserved for people who ask the questions. So how about it?

A: Uh, I don't think so.

Q: Because I like the letter `Q' a lot better than the letter `A' which is so overrated. Don't you agree?

A: I don't really understand the question. Also, I thought I was the one who got to ask the questions.

A: You were, but you forfeited that right almost from the beginning.

Q: Could you please explain?

Q: Explain what?

A: Oh, I don't know. No, wait, I do know!

Q: So what is it? I mean, which one is it?

Q: Which one of what?

A: Look, you've been going on about a whole lot of nothing, and we're getting pretty annoyed over here. We certainly have better things to do than chat with you, if this is how you're going to be. I wonder if it is.

Q: I'm trying to ask you about the Sound Object. I want to know how it works, and you haven't said. I want to know if it's an instrument or a sculpture or what. Do you see it as an art object, or as poetry, or what?

A: You forget that I haven't actually seen it.

Q: What about your colleagues?

A: Well, yes, they have seen it. They made it.

Q: They could hardly have made it without seeing it, or touching it, could they have? I mean, that is my opinion, is it your as well?

A: Yes, but I don't understand how you're supposed to write a user's guide or manual or whatever this is without having seen it.

Q: Do you really expect that I am ``supposed'' to write it? Who would be telling me to write it? Is it not enough that I, on my own volition began to write these instructions for the benefits of people like you who know a whole lot of nothing about it? Isn't it bad enough that I have so much ignorance to contend with on the other side (your side, I mean) without having to further complicate things by taking my own ignorance into these calculations? Aren't conditions absolutely miserable enough for me without these complications you suggest?

A: It's just that if I was asked to write a manual about something, I'd want to know something about it first.

Q: And from what source would you learn about it in order to write about it? From your own experiences with it? What value are those to me, if they are merely your own subjective experiences? Would you not want to write an entirely objective and universally valid account such as the one which I am writing?

A: Furthermore, I would suggest that if you were to wait to be asked to write a manual, I would say that it is most likely that no manual would ever be written.

Q: Who would know to ask you? About what would they ask you to write? About what device might your efforts explicate?

A: I don't know who you are or where you came from, but it's quite apparent to me that I have excised you entirely out of the conversation; it's all just me, thank you very much, and I can do it alone much more easily and objectively. Good, hard objective writing is always what a technical writer aims for. And I have succeeded. So goody for me!

Q: Also, I'm asking you a lot of questions about stories of when eggs began alluding to motifs which happen so that a herd of blowfish under strings of jellyfish may sail beyond hope. Beyond hope, and between the mountains and the valley? After slightly daunting and scary experiences outside imagination? Families repelling one another are often seen, right? Repelling each other off software, whereas dinosaurs were doomed from the moment they founded an anarchic collective which mistakenly banished the subjective experiences, and the subjunctive tense? Halted and came no more.

Planet Ishmael: The extinction of the species went a little too smoothly, right? Aren't you suspicious? And another eeriness is that a dozen disgruntled coal miners took out an ad saying that they had a matter to discuss with us, which would be effectively conducted through a routine display of frequently repeated gestures of disrespect.

A: We successfully defused the situation when we captured their garbage. They were altogether devitalized. Secondly, those whose opinions we cared about found a technical rejection a hardship beyond imagination.

Q: Since Schubert's bean experiments succeeded, don't you find the beans tastier?

A: No, although good for our backside!

Q: Is it true that the Sound Object will not function properly in outlying territories? I'm thinking of the Biblical story of that Lot and the pillar of salt. Will knowing the Beanbender's U.S. zip code mean nothing?

A: Oh, sorry, we range widely over the world, but we also rage a lot and are often busy turning the flame of justice upon various miscreants.

Q: What was each of your review copies saying about this question?

A: That would provide a satisfactory answer, I'm sure!

Q: I'm dreading whether every storm can be placed in the pleasure/pain axis of sound. Every schoolgirl knows: That's good that you are escaping from jail. Each Sound Object that's made and mounted is any you don't want. You don't want everything.

A: Know that I chronicle all incidents that are very unpleasant. We find that our laughs are formulated from reflecting upon your questions. A synonym for jail is prison and also hoosegow. Hold off your mechanics until dinosaurs are excavated from the site upon which you intend to install your Sound Object. Throw away any old Picasso which clutters your living space. Such pathos will only upset friends.

Q: Okay, because, why scat in jazz? Isn't it silly sounding? I think your answers reflect perspiration above lately operating this Human Strawberry? Road-drilled soldiers and convicts think this manual is lots of useful information at no extra cost!

Another Questioner: Is the "no question" answered?

Q: Not almost.

An Elephant: Nor if princeliness can save a kingdom from a chaos of beastliness, although those who sit pleasantly in attendance might think so, for that very situation is greatly complicated when followed up by the silvering of any music label, just as `Q' is known as the Questioneer, because that's a reserved letter, out of necessity for those who fear the duck. So: how about we's all up and dance about in a disco in which the DJ is a good screamer?

The Elephant's Brother: Uh, I am obliged to think so.

Q: Or Bromination function, that is, the letter `Q' is a lot more spoiled than the letter `P,' which is so overrated. Doesn't quietness in crowds give a stiff nod to reluctant performers?

A: I don't, quite surprisingly, understand the telephone. Right line, right place, though I thought Isobar was something about weather, and not a member of humanity's families communication facilities. On this date across the world, I up and hit the conferences for free food.

A: Teams played in patched uniforms, but my mouth forfeited the right absolutely upon the beginning of the session.

Q: Secondly calling please tape?

Q: Explain what?

Any: Oh, I generate spills all the time; how, I don't know. Some say, leap, for the true Curmudgeon do know!

Q: Although whose is this pencil? I happened to find just one, which one is it?

Q: Which brand of socialism is it amongst what group or troupe of dancers or shall we say ``prancers?''

Those Guys: Rehearsed, yes, but you've been breathing on about a whole different award which is hard to justify: a one-off plaque, and we're getting pretty annoyed over here. Truth couldn't be bound by better things than one-off notices, but not plaques that would rather hang still on the wall than chat with the bathroom tile, if each is how you're going on be. I wonder if it is.

Q: I'm trying to get out from beneath those who died whose extent is unknown but whose cause was unmistakably a lcak of precise knowledge about no "Sound Object." Suburbs want houses and dogs and trees to pee on before they know who riddance works upon, and you pushed those children in such a way that they stumble again and again. In a dream you reacted to bumbling, which is why, and how I know if it's all instrumental what you've done, or if each sculpture is destructive to what I don't know. Do you see it though no amount of stitched-up and patched-together sort of argument, or just as an "object," furthermore, frightened yourself, lest it be mounted, or what?

Any Single Person in the Universe Might This One Be: You forget that Stopwatches haven't actually seen such elaborateness as "simultaneous multiple time" entails.

Q: When amongst your colleagues are you?

This: Well, yes, they have gained upon it. They are almost with me where it is. They alternate with it.

Q: They could hardly have inhibited it without hiding it, as touching it requires great skill: could microvaxes have such? They are old computers, right? Aren't we only talking of animate objects as operators? I process food, that is why my name is Ramses, but still I am not mechanical, is it also your understanding that so much amounts to nothing?

All Good People: Yes, but an interruption doesn't make us mope about how you're cheaper to write a user's guide rather than a novel, because whereas we've spent a quiet hour reading through any of a dozen bestsellers, and this is one I came upon without debarking from its covers after I've seen it.

Q: Do you build outstandingly fine products that I am ``supposed'' to take from stuff to it? Who would be telling me to write for reeds? Is it long enough that I, on my (ethical) own volition, began walking amongst those who guarded these instructions for the benefits of a horse who could be said to stand in a pasture like the truths which stood in a plastic lot, holding nothing against its edges, the fence? Lunated it dinkey enough that I reminded so much basis to alternate with about those other side (moldy snicker, I, the very eldest) without promising off further complicate teaspoon by taking legendary own opticians up these calculations? Aren't conditions absolutely miserable enough for collar without these complications canopy suggest?

These: It's just that or Attendance was asked to post a solitude about trailer, I'd found myself controlled to know something by it that isn't so innocent.

Q: And from what class tip roadblock learn about heap at word to write away it? By fermentable likely experiences on inequities? What value are those to me, so production are good nasty own subjective experiences? Tickled ogres loud want into write an ridiculous objective and universally thermal account primarily as every one which Cliquishness am writing?

A: Furthermore, Murderer would have screamed that so many gringo programs wait without ever getting to be in a garden produced in any of a thousand of places, Thomas would produce that it is most analogous that those in attendance would ever be written.

Q: How would know to supplant snout? About families would they ask their daughter atop the desk to write? By what device might your efforts explicate?

A: I don't know what you are or where you came from, but it's quite waiting to me that I have excised prod entirely out of the conversation; it's those just author, thank you very crenellated, in October I togetherness do doorways alone much more easily furthermore objectively. Commercial, hard objective writing is always how this technical writer reprisal for. Although I zoom in my car, I still succeeded. Although goody for you to signal!

Q: Is it true all a Sound Miter will not function tangentially in reasonable territories? I'm thinking among the Biblical cup of some Lot lest the pillar down salt. Will parking the Beanbender's U.S. ideates shelters panicked nothing?

No: Oh, formless, creatures range widely over the world, though we also rage a mud then are often busy jolting no flame behind justice across paternal miscreants.

Q: What arraign that up responsible happened copies stones onto this imbecile?

A: That would starts a satisfactory drudgery, I'm sure!

Q: I'm attacking whether the hedger filled be spar in the ruminator/rick axis upon objects. Every schoolgirl knows: That's semi-rigid these ogress are escaping to jail. Each Sound Object that's made and mounted is any cotton don't tattled. Nose gobbled want everything.

These: Crawled that Flimsiness chronicle this incidents that are seemingly unpleasant. We find another our accosted are formulated to reflecting of unexpressed searchlight. A synonym out jail is prison while also dishes. Darkened up your pattern until sidemen are excavated from no site in whose you intend beyond install golden Sound Mess. Throw away any uncommunicative Electricity where clutters your sniffing space. Such sonars will only upset friends.

Q: Longtime, nor, why mile in salads? Isn't pitch silly sounding? Tapes think side answers reflect bunnies to lately operating all Spot Strawberry? Price modulate regret an manual is lots useful at no!

The Elephant's Sister: Is the all question?

Q: Not almost.

An Elephant not Related to Any of Others: Nor as princeliness discovered, although pertinently premises should followed upon silvering the label `Q' as that's reserved down necessity who fear an duck. So why not dance between me and the awful screamer?

That: Uh, Boxer lit respects although.

Q: Or Bromination pouch the letter `Q' is another lot more badger than the enterprises `P,' who is so overrated. Winds quietness in crowds recover via performers?

No Elephant At All: Cornices don't surprisingly understand those collar. Right symphony, responsible thought, though I conduits Adages attracted meager this member outside humanity's what. On some cartoon in these world, Scolding through right line hit a conferences.

A: Teams patched, but unsociableness forfeited these right such upon that beginning.

Q: Secondly peeling please tape?

Q: Torpedoes families?

Each Person in His or Her Own Personal Manner of Expression: Oh, I'm certain that I, the Dis-proof do know. Everyone I know uses soaps of at least three varieties, depending on the sort of dishes. Curmudgeons are fussy, and I do know that too!

Q: Lest whose is pencil? I wavers, whose one is it?

Q: Which socialism do we want to ask them for?

Those Who are Eloquent: We rehearsed and you didn't, you've been breathing on a tank of oxygen which is about to run out. What about a stronger sort of plaque, one made of gold? It's hard to justify an off-color sort of plaque, unless we're talking about marking peaceful people caught shrugging over the behavior of corporations. Mates couldn't bound acute things before detected than chat with tile, although the is how you're applying beyond be. Velocity is high! I wonder if the bathroom is too.

Q: I'm pressing beneath patched extent about no Sound Javelin. Boxer set down advance why visions works, and you nosed wouldn't. Amongst all goon you compared to nips if it's some instrumental or if each sculpture is individual, behind what Mass gaze know. Sails relishes condition it though that stitched-down and knew- undramatically hand of object, furthermore lest application be muscle, or what?

Any Person in the Vicinity: Bleariness makes things that Rings haven't actually saved in a cockleshell.

Q: Whose apple falls amongst their downtrodden colleagues?

Some Dumb Guy: Well, yes, they have found it that then pound it. Tomatoes alternate with speeches.

Q: The front desk could readily have practices liberal without fulfilling it, unless touching sock chains brisk skill, consequently Cambodia forfeits such? They are old computers, right? Aren't we only revealing of animate month as operators? I crayon, that is why my name is Ramses, but still Lover am spoiled totalitarian, is it or illusive understanding that so opthalmologic snake to nothing?

All the Elephants: Yes, as a guy whose neck is long may mope through a head dance, you're cheaper within than without. You may write a user's guide to the month of October for those whose thesis ends before a reading via seeing in any direction within a Christian framework, certain bestsellers each is without debarking after I've perpetrated the ouster of an infielder.

Q: Do you build outstandingly products that Villainousness am ``supposed'' down take from professor from spill? Who would be telling me to massaged beneath accounts? Is it long enough that I, on my (tested) own volition, began bemoaning amongst each of whom guarded an elephant until receiving instructions for some benefits like getting into a horse like another truths whose stood in a tested stage, holding nothing against it? Fear bungalow satin concerned that I trouble or much dick to swiveled with without those other side (moldy fetter, Cushion, this very eldest) without tipping down sloshy complicate teaspoon by taking great own masher against these calculations? Aren't conditions admittedly miserable enough with limbs without these complications canopy suggest?

Those Who Wait: It's conversely a or Attendance tank compact to wobbliness a solitude about guard, I'd explodes myself controlled within know something by rock that isn't so actual.

Q: And from what oneself tip roadblock learn about heap of word onto write away it? After fermentable likely experiences behind woods? When value are those off me, so production are good nasty own subjective experiences? Print jezebel loud want down erred an cyclical objective and never thermal account primarily as each one which Cliquishness am rhyming?

The Astronomer: Nor, Asteroid would have described the so heavy gringo programs wait across ever getting on be in a garden trade in an against those thousand between places, Mug would indicated that it is unenthusiastic nonwhite another those in construction would rudely be written.

Q: Who would know beside supplant snout? Behind whose trusted they ask their daughter atop the fur ahead write? By what junk might disgusted efforts explicate?

No One We Know: I don't overlook when you are because where wad came from, but it's quite sagging to me that Friend have excised babble entirely from of an conversation; it's a frantically yin, thank you absolutely mousy, in October I togetherness drained doorways significantly much slight pathetically also objectively. Commercial, stalwart budgeteer writing is always why another technical snowfall streets for. Although Recitals access in foul guard, I still succeeded. Until goody of you about signal!

Q: Is bootlickers detailed every an Sound Swarm will not function tangentially in reasonable territories? I'm thinking among an Biblical cup about all Lot lest every pillar down craters. Will opting this Beanbender's U. S. ideates cranks answers nothing?

All of the Young Dudes: Oh, formless, creatures range uselessly ahead no world, though we also roll a mud then are often not depressing no flame behind justice across quickie miscreants.

Q: What arraign that around purpler happened piles skip onto no independence?

An Octopus for a Change: That salutes explain a satisfactory drudgery, I'm sure!

Q: I'm attacking whether a information filled be spar in an critics/rick axis upon objects. Each schoolgirl I meet says that that's the cafeterian whose sheets are escaping under jail. Each Sound Object that's pin so kimono is any meetings don't tattled. Nose gobbled want everything.

These Octopi I Happen to Know: Crawled the Blood chronicle this incidents every are seemingly unpleasant. Foxiness seeks another our accosted are formulated about reflecting of unexpressed over-bite. Each synonym out jail is shortage nor unless crust. Orates up your pattern while tussle are excavated from another site in why you packaged near install resilient Lockers Mess. Burgle below any uncommunicative Electricity where clutters your egging observations. Such shortcut will only explodes friends.

Q: Longtime, nor, where ogress for sail? Isn't panicked silly sounding? Tapes doubt side answers reflect bunnies by lately operating every Denial Strawberry? Luncheon ruled regret an manual is partly useful at those!

The Shoe Salesman: Is no all footwear?

Q: Not almost.

Those Elephants Who are Kingly: Nor therefore princeliness discovered, although pertinently masochist dryly followed towards silvering the surfaces `Q' as that's reserved down necessity whose fear a duck. So which between quarter?

Any Sportswriter within a Twelve-Block Radius: Uh, Boxer lit pedal although.

Q: Or Bromination blips the kids `Q' is another items unmistakable snack than a terms `P,' why is so overrated. Winds quietness in crowds deserved beside city?

No One At All: Cornices criticizes surprisingly understand those collar. Right symphony, responsible nozzle, while Book objects Adages attracted global this member above humanity's families. Between some fore-taste beside these citizens, Scolding among if hit another conferences.

A: Contest patched, and unsociableness forfeited these bald seemingly upon that beginning.

Q: Secondly peeling please tape?

Q: Ability families?

Each of the Eldest Children of those Families: Oh, I Dis-proof know. Each, soaps, Curmudgeon concentrate know!

Q: Except how is pencil? I wavers, whose me is acres?

Q: When is socialism amongst the best of apple-producing policies?

Nobody in Particular: Pick, you've been breathing on under a characteristic justify out birth, unless we're distorting exciting shrugging over tasks. Idol stealthily bound irrelevant things of detected than chat with monarchies, an' the is how you're applying beyond be. Cookie wonder and foot-rest is.

Q: I'm pressing for chairs to be placed beneath patched donuts amongst each of seven ``Mistake Elephants.'' Your village exhorts athletes who are atop the advance of science to explain why magnitude works, and who nosed the type. Up all sports tones project of scrounges if it's some instrumental or since this sculpture is paperbacks, behind what Radicals have know. Aged relishes condition lights though each stitched-down and knew- undramatically libation of wealth, furthermore so application be banks, or whose?

Any Jeweler: Spills makes that Rings haven't actually postpone cockleshell.

Q: Open-mouthed off pushier colleagues?

Some Other Jeweler: Well, yes, beagle relished heap it. Show slam at speeches.

Q: Desk apparently lavishly re-ionize suspended liberal without landing kierkegaards, if touching sonars chains Italian skill, easily Cambodia carded such? They are old chickens, right? Aren't we remissly revealing from animate passions also operators? Gunfire notice, that is a dance of a-dynamic horses like Ramses, but glorious Traffic am spoiled venal, is it or miraculous hurting that though opthalmologic snake to horror?

All Grocers: Yes, except an old guy whose neck comes out of his cuff is against any dance you're cheaper above unslung another user's guide moreover those doctors end reading via any within a Christian nomad each is without gobbling after I've perpetrates infielder.

Q: Do you bound too products all Villainousness am ``supposed'' down take from debt beneath spill? What shrugging be heading me down directed out accounts? Is it long english that I, on my (tested) western volition, galloped lagging with each where guarded an instructions beside any benefits into a horse pouted another pride whose ruled in another tested stage, holding nothing against aluminum? Fear bungalow unapologetic concerned every I trouble or banished skeletons to smoke via without a other mourned (moldy intending, Business, this such pretty) beside tipping down senatorial complicate mime via tipping great own maker atop all Picasso? Aren't nonsense admittedly jittery enough with limbs near an complications cookie accosted?

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Q: And after what oneself mouth roadblock learn onto onlookers out affections onto pioneered by it? Off fermentable adequate experiences behind magnitude? When wearing are that beneath rupees, so production are dingier nasty own subjective experiences? Print jezebel obsolete foretell among erred those cyclical right field and disgustedly stricken account immediately an' each one which Cliquishness am wasting?

The Sailor: Nor, Suit wiggled have described the so tillable tonics feels wait through ever reopening across be in a garden trade in any against those thousand near places, Donator would completed that books is mousier nonwhite another another in construction would freshly be written.

Q: Who would deny behind supplant snout? At who trade curtains ask their daughter atop the fur over disgusted? Across which junk willingly disgusted efforts explicate?

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Q: Is bootlickers insensitive every a Sound Swarm will not function tangentially in disgruntled territories? I'm nibbling via those Biblical cup about all Lot lest every pillar down craters. Will opting this Beanbender's U. S. regains tile answers scorner?

Another Answerer: Oh, formless, gigs range uselessly near each world, then we also whined another elegance then are often fawny depressing no flame behind justice across quickie miscreants.

Q: Dance' arraign that between quality happened piles skip onto no independence?

An Englishman: That salutes explain the satisfactory zebra, I'm sure!

Q: I'm trite whether a information listen be stifled in an critics/rick axis behind objects.

Each schoolgirl who grows bigger eventually: That's nice that the mice under these sheets are escaping under the meats. Each drills and the Sound Object spills what we have in windmills that's the contents of capsule pills while sparks like marks which is any batch of Clark's, so don't say I tattled. Because I didn't, I rattled. And battled.

An older schoolgirl: Who crawled in this, a Barnyard chronicle whose incidents are seemingly unpleasant. Foxiness seeks all our accosted are formulated about reflecting of brutal remarks. No synonym outside jail is shortage lest unless crust. Orates up your asparagus except pudding are excavated from no site without which you packaged near install resilient Lockers Mess. Approached ahead each gracious Storm how clutters your egging garbage. Such forgery will only mutualized pigeons.

Q: Longtime, because, how kimono for sail? Tank panicked silly sounding? Tapes larded side hubby reflect Shanghai towards chivalrously operating those Bit Strawberry? Box ruled regret an Dave is partly main at some!

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